Tsuki's Character Battle #1

Okay, I make something called Character Battle where I take two characters and make this little fighting scene with them. Don't worry, it's always a fair fight! Now Suki, get ready for this...

Sylar vs. Haru!

Sylar walked into the Sohma house. No one was home. Or at least he thought no one was home. He started walking around the house looking for someone, and then Haru leaps out of nowhere. No, he doesn't leap on Sylar, he just walks into the clearing.
Sylar turns around and puts his hand up to cut Haru's head open, but then Haru did a high kick and kicked Sylars hand. Or at least tried to. It hit Sylar's hand but then Sylar grabbed his ankle and swung Haru behind him.
Now, Sylar always seems so confindent. So does Haru. Sylar has now awoken Black Haru (Haru with anger issues [Natsuki Takaya is a very creative writer!]) and everything will now go haywire.
Haru stands up and starts trying to use martial arts on Sylar. It works, but only for like a minute. Sylar uses telechenesis (don't know if I spelled it right) to push Haru back into the wall.
Then the sadest thing happened. Sylar walked up and stood over Haru. He pointed his finger at Haru's forehead, but then Haru tripped him with his foot.
Now this is really sad. Haru meant for him to fall backwards, but Sylar fell forwards on top of Haru, who turned into a cow.
Now, I don't know if I should say that Sylar isn't a guy, or it Sylar is just so fat that when he fell on Haru, Haru felt weak and turned into a cow. Either of them work. Then he somehow turned back into a human.
Then Haru grabbed a taser from his jacket and tased Sylar like a million times, but since Sylar can never die and can heal immediately, Sylar just grabbed the taser and finished Haru off himself... or at least he thought he did...
Haru tased Sylar so many times that Sylar fell unconcious on the ground. Haru got a kitchen knife from inside his coat (he has a kitchen knife inside his coat cuz he's cool like that) and cut off Sylar's whole head.

Haru won! All hail Haru!

*old narrator voice* That was... Tsuki's Character Battle Numero Uno...

~ Tsuki