Good Chainmail 1.0

Well, we don't approve of chainmail, but we just do this to give you an idea of what a sucky chainmail is. This is Chainmail 1.0 out of... a lot.

There was once a girl named Hana who loved candy. Her mother disapproved of Hana eating so much candy that she grounded her from candy: threw all of the candy out of the window and into the trash bin outside.
Hana was crying in her room about a week later because she was getting this type of disease. She got the disease because she wasn't eating candy: her body got so used to eating so much candy that when Hana stopped eating candy, her body wasn't working right.
Her mother heard this from everybody but she did not believe them. She didn't even believe the doctors. So she never gave Hana any candy until it was too late.
Hana died that very month. Her brain had shut down because she hadn't had any candy within a month. Her mother went to her funeral with three garbage bags. Each one of the garbage bags had 100 pieces of candy. (Hana had a lot of friends) She walked around everybody holding the garbage bag open, and everybody took about one handful of candy.
As they said their good-byes to Hana while she was put into the grave, they dropped candy in her grave. They didn't throw it on her, since it would be disrespectful, but dropped it softly next to her coffin. After everyone had thrown about two handfuls of candy, the bags where completely empty except for the candy's wrappings. The grave was finally covered with the dirt it had been filled with before and a tombstone was put to it the next day.
Hana's mother still thinks it is all her fault her daughter died. So every week, she comes to see her daughter and talks to her. Every week, she brings her flowers with pieces of candy in the vases. And every day, she eats exactly 8 pieces of candy, for Hana was only eight years old when she died.

If you do not send this to 8 people in the next 8 minutes you will catch the deadly disease called the Creager Brain Tumor. It shuts down your brain in less than an hour, and you can't do anything except say your good-byes and wait. If you send this to 8 people in the next 8 minutes, however, you will be alive and stay alive.